Showing posts with label interesting bits. Show all posts
Showing posts with label interesting bits. Show all posts

Sunday, January 4, 2009

do the scars still hurt when it rains?

guess what i just realized?


she deleted me.

no, i'm not upset. i'm amused.

i wonder how immature she can get.

get over it.isaac choose me.

its been what, a year and a half?

you even have a boyfriend now.

get over it.

♥ Lynn

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

the curly tales

Gay penguins given own eggs to care for

Penguins caught stealing eggs from straight couples in an attempt to become fathers have been given their own to look after following protests.

Zoo keepers moved the male birds away from the rest of the penguins to avoid problems as hatching season approaches.

But angry visitors to Polar Land in China complained it was not fair for the males to stop becoming surrogate fathers.

Following the protests, zookeepers gave the pair two eggs laid by an inexperienced first-time mother.

"They've turned out to be the best parents in the whole zoo," on zoo keeper said.

"We will try to arrange for them to become real parents themselves with artificial insemination."

Despite being gay, it is understood the three-year-old male birds are still driven by an urge to be fathers.

♥ Lynn

Thursday, December 4, 2008

hormones

did you know that oxytoxins that gives you cramps actually also make you feel more in love?

xoxo
you know you love me

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Sunday, December 9, 2007

roughing it out.

can you imagine that people actually gave this away at their wedding?
i am so going to do that when i actually settle down.

but then again.. does that mean that i'll give these out?


xoxo
you know you love me

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Tuesday, December 4, 2007

sex in space

US and Russian astronauts have had sex in space for separate research programmes on how human beings might survive years in orbit, according to a book published yesterday.

Pierre Kohler, a respected French scientific writer, says in The Final Mission: Mir, The Human Adventure that the subject is taboo both at Nasa and at mission control in Moscow, but that cosmic couplings have taken place.

"The issue of sex in space is a serious one," he says. "The experiments carried out so far relate to missions planned for married couples on the future International Space Station, the successor to Mir. Scientists need to know how far sexual relations are possible without gravity."

He cites a confidential Nasa report on a space shuttle mission in 1996. A project codenamed STS-XX was to explore sexual positions possible in a weightless atmosphere.

Twenty positions were tested by computer simulation to obtain the best 10, he says. "Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version."

Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance". The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

Mr Kohler says: "One of the principal findings was that the classic so-called missionary position, which is so easy on earth when gravity pushes one downwards, is simply not possible."

*stolen from here

xoxo
you know you love me

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