coloured

This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2008, Written by an
African Kid


When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray
And you calling me colored ??

♥ Lynn

just dance

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mum song

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Turbaconucken

Turbaconucken

A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.

stolen from: thisiswhyyou'refat

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no internet so... hiatus

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the husky thief

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the 2am deadline

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mum's santa!

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the finger and the eye

oh wow.

i havent worn contacts in so long that i couldnt take it out yesterday.. and i just thought, hey you know, maybe i'm just a little out of practice.

but today, turns out i really AM out of practice. i couldnt take out my damn contact!! took me 15 mins and now i'm typing this partially blind.

what happened to your glasses, you ask. well, i bloody broke my miumiu glasses!!

sigh, fixable, but i cant seem to drag my ass out of the house to box hill for that.

sigh. sigh.

tutorings have been going well.

anyway, back to the main topic.

i even had problems PUTTING the contacts in my eye and getting used to it. bloody hell!

the last last time i used contacts was on halloween and i must have been drunk as or tired as butt to just throw the contacts in a container and forget about them.

and literally forgot about them.

i havent worn that pair since and its expired now.

♥ Lynn

the curly tales

Gay penguins given own eggs to care for

Penguins caught stealing eggs from straight couples in an attempt to become fathers have been given their own to look after following protests.

Zoo keepers moved the male birds away from the rest of the penguins to avoid problems as hatching season approaches.

But angry visitors to Polar Land in China complained it was not fair for the males to stop becoming surrogate fathers.

Following the protests, zookeepers gave the pair two eggs laid by an inexperienced first-time mother.

"They've turned out to be the best parents in the whole zoo," on zoo keeper said.

"We will try to arrange for them to become real parents themselves with artificial insemination."

Despite being gay, it is understood the three-year-old male birds are still driven by an urge to be fathers.

♥ Lynn

single ladies - parody

from beyonce to justin timberlake..



NICE

♥ Lynn

hormones

did you know that oxytoxins that gives you cramps actually also make you feel more in love?

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ken~

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hen da!

the other day i was walking in melbourne central and i heard "... ne ne.." from two women

i paid no attention but later zeke told me that they were saying "ta de ne ne hen da"

direct translation?

her breasts are big

jebus.

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crusty-no not the clown

me: its crusty! *holds up shirt to zeke*

yin: what's crusty? (being kepo/a busy body)

me: my shirt

yin: oh..

i close the door to my room

yin: OH!

me and zeke burst our laughing

lesson of the day:
if curiosity doesnt kill the cat.. too much information might.

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funny funny

to watch lynn make a fool of herself *click me*

its the AMAZING ASIAN RASA RACE!

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gotcha

today at work alice and i (because see ann deserted us-bitch) decided to play a prank on innocent passerbys.

so we put a fake 100 dollar note on the pavement outside rasa malaya and waited on our prey..

eventually this tall ang moh came by and kicked the note (thank god not flipping it over because the other side of the $100 note was the dead give away that it was NOT a $100 note) and looked utterly happy..

.. until he picked it up.

then he jsut looked ashamed.



.. must have been the big "GOTCHA" on the back of it that made him flush.

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strong foreheads

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funny funny

and i thought i handled my tattooing badly.




granted, mine took a while to do because i couldnt breathe when rob (my tattoo artist) was doing mine coz of the whole rib cage expanding thing.. and i had to ask for breaks because who wouldnt want breaks from holding their breath and having something that feels like a razor blade dragging along your skin

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i dont think i actually have a life.

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