poor zik. i dont think he knows how to face my mother now when he comes over for (the occasional) dinners.
* poor shan and shi (if they read my blog) *awkward wave* errr, hi? *
but hey, i'm not gonna complain.. it could definitely be much worst..
it could have been my dad
and that, my friend, would be the cause of my (eventual) death.
but i love it that my mother and i are so open about it because
1) i dont have to lie about where i'm staying for the night.. nights..
2) the really weird sex conversations and jokes that we have that make us both feel weird but leaves a smile on our faces whenever the other's gone.
3) well, she 'protects' me from my fathers evil old fashion mind (miracle how she does that without lying to him.)
meh.
i know i know.
this is a shit excuse of a blog post but i'm tired.
and its not because of sex.
its work god damnit!
ugh.. at least got a raise XD
anyway, i know i havent really updated in donkey ball years so here's how i (sort of) remember it:
thursday
was when zik touched down. i left the house an hour and a half earlier but damnit!
first of all. the trams were being monkey's balls and werent working.
secondly, when they WERE working, there was a retarded tram driver who refused to move his tram from the middle of the road.
#1 and #2 took up at least 50 minutes of my time and left me with about 40 minutes to make my way from the city centre (burke street) to the DFO on the Southern Cross station to buy a bus ticket to the air port to take the uber long bus ride (okay 'okay, it was only 20 but it was hell-o long).
but i made it on time and zik and shan were delayed ages and baboons ass long. so i waited..and waited..
i mean, i thought i was gonna be late and it was bad enough that i took into account the fact that their flight was delayed by an hour and gave them half an hour to get their sexxxy tushes out and ended up sms-ing zik kabazillion times apologizing about me going to be late and praying that he wouldnt leave without me because shan was already gonna be late for her orientation.
meh.
anyway, zik and shan were lining up for their baggage and zik told me he'd take at least another half an hour so i thought it would be fine to go relieve myself after almost pissing myself rushing about melbourne the way i was.
but oh no.
while i was.. erm.. 'busy' zik and shan came out 'because a new counter opened up and they got in it'
ugh.
so much for trying to surprize zik and pounce and smack and squish him into the ground with the uber enthusiastic hug i couldnt practice because i would cripple people.
anyway, they got out and we took a cab out to the city and helped shan find her way to the 'commerce talk' where we abandoned her (with good intention we swear!) so that she could make friends (hah! told you) without her brother and his retardedly fat girlfriend there to cripple her style.
and she did make friends.. she just waves and walked off without taking their numbers after that =.="
wasted lar!
anyway, after leaving shan (behind) zik and i had some lunch, unpacked some of his rubbish, did some grocery shopping, had a nap.. a really long one, and then headed out for dinner.
when we got back i got him to take an uber long shower (and poop) so that i could surprize him with..
candles everywhere in his room
and
candles on the floor spelling out 'i love u'
and
candles on the floor spelling out 'i love u'
topped off with some strawberries and whipped cream that we could have.
yes. i'm a romantic..
now after setting the bar that high, i'm just gonna be here waiting for his part of our replacement valentine's day plan.
muahahhahahahhaahhahahaaha!
stay tuned. more to come!
xoxo
you know you love me
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