dumb ass.

23 September 2002, Brazil

A farm keeper from São Paulo decided to remove a beehive from his orange tree. He didn't know exactly how to proceed, but he knew the hive should be burned, and he knew bees sting. So he protected his head with a plastic bag sealed tightly around his neck, grabbed a torch, and went off to fight the bees.

His worried wife went to look for him a few hours later, and found him dead. However, it wasn't the bees that killed him. The plastic bag had protected him from smoke, stingers, and... oxygen! He had forgotten to put breathing holes in the bag.

***

so, will be staying at zik's for the next few days..

i cant wait to get my boyfriend back!

xoxo
you know you love me

[ l y n n d u l g e n c e p r o d u c t i o n s ]