one of the most important things to do when you're having a house party, especially a HOUSE Halloween one, is that you've got to get the house looking pretty scary
and no, although just putting me in a house would be scary, it just wouldnt be enough.
i've put up the couple of 'rules' to make the next halloween a little bit easierrule #1. get friends to help you set up
rule #2. skulls and cobwebs and gravestones are always good to make the house eeery.
one of the things we did for the decoration is to put cellophane over the lights so that it gives the eeery look
rule #3. dont ever put your hands in front of someone's crotch even if you werent actually groping them. it leads to alot of assumptions that you just wont be able to get rid of *glares at everyone who doesnt believe i wasnt groping him*
rule 4. make sure your guests know which house to go to (even though that didnt work for carolyn who ended up 5 doors down. i dont know how THAT happened when she's been to our place before :S)
rule #5. always camwhore with your friends costume before they get to put it on.
the dinner and drinks phase
we (victor, mj, jasmine, andrew, jenny, cn, isaac and i) had a nice dinner at Grilled , Melbourne Central and had heaps of compliments and stares.
jenny and cn got picked up alot on the way over where else i got nothing :( (whatta way to make a girl feel unattractive!)
victor got complimented on his costume (you'll eventually see what it is). how? someone actually thought that he got beaten up after work. HAH!
anyway, after dinner, we headed over to Cho Gao for free beers all because we were in costume (with the exception of MJ, but he paid for it dearly later on)
before we got in the girls were camwhoring and someone came up with this HUGE ass camera and took pictures of us!
we girls felt like celebrities!! :p
anyway, the doorman was such an ARSE!he gave almost all of us shit for not having proper Aussie IDs. HELLO~? some people dont carry their PASSPORTS when they party because they might get robbed you know!
i swear, i felt SO discriminated against!
the doorman finally let us in but warned us to have proper ID the next time we went or he wouldnt let us in.
what next time?! there will never be a next time for me.
anyway, we finally got in and after a while, i had to head off to open the door for carolyn because she and ash baked us cupcakes and it would be tedious to carry it all the way to MC
i went back while the others partied and drank (apparently really horrible beer)
kirin, anyone?
the spooky head that moved up and down and had glowing red eyes
i went back alone on the tram where i met drag queen sarah palin and had conversations with really nice people and had a guy try to peer up my skirt.i got back and opened the door for fly only to find she was at the wrong door. the guys called a couple of mins later saying that they were on the way back because the beer sucked.
TENSION! i think fly was in a bad mood because she got the address wrong and i sat there twiddling my thumbs willing the guys to get back NOW.
they on the other hand, camwhored their selves back to zeke's place
see what i mean about victor's costume?! no wonder that woman got worried!!
finally everyone got back and we started to officially set up for the party and started to eat the yummy cupcakes!
and camwhore some more!
all the lovely ladies!
guys, you know how i have a really short temper?on Halloween, i took it out on a poor person and i STABBED HIM TO A BLOODY DEATH!
anyway, we all sat around a little bit while jenny helped me into the final part of my costume..
and while we abused MJ for not coming to the Halloween bash WITHOUT a costume.
hold still!!
the ladies who worked on MJ to turn him into..
THE BUNNY VAMPIRE!
yes, jenny was a little enthusiastic!!
camwhore summore!
since we had a vampire around, we had to have a shot of him giving an orgasmic bite.
the only problem was jenny wasnt orgasm-ing looking enough!!so they pulled me in and it was apparently a success at first go.
what do you think?on the way out to safeway (because we didnt have enough chips and soft drinks) andrew had to immitate this freaky zombie sticker we had on the mirror and he got THAT down pat!
"miss, did you ask for some serviettes?"
the perfect corpse bride
camwhore camwhore!!
promoting sultry sally
cn's brilliant idea of posing sexy at the counter. hardly sexy.
awhh, the sweet couple
"what? i just need to ice my wounds!"
cn says, "carolyn, pose with the dog!" and this is what happens
deer caught in the headlight look.
alvin and the chipmunks, osama bin laden and p came and we just had to camwhore even more!
and yes, i think i took things a little too far with the sexpot thing. what! we were drinking already and i was high.
anyway, the girls were a little sexxxed up that night and kept doing weird things like this:
drink summore
ashley finally arrived with her jason in tow and we decided his costume wasnt elaborate enough and...
yeah. that happened.
carolyn feeling all sexxxed up.
i dont know what jason ended up as.. a bunny pirate?
yeah, carolyn loves giving lap dances
i loved cn's mask!
and me being the cam whore that i am... i joined in.
camwhore, drink. camwhore. drink. 
the kiss or drink dare. P was really promiscuous that night!
i was pulling jas to dance, dont get any ideas!
anyway, the rest of the night passed in a weird random blur. all we know is that we had fun and didnt remember much.just that when we played 'i never' someone drank to 'i never had anal sex before' and we cant remember who drank to it!!
hope all that came had a great time at our halloween bash!! :)
edit: any upskirt shots you think you see arent panties. the skirt comes shorts underneath. so what if you see legs and thigh?
its the same as wearing a swimming costume. people show much less wearing bikinis.
have an issue with what i wore?
deal with it. (and i mean that in the most respectful way) *smiles pleasantly*
xoxo
you know you love me
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