i couldnt sleep last night, my body was being a bitch and a half.
meh.
anyway, i finally woke up about noon and decided it was high time i brought buffy out to the vet to get her swollen things checked out.
a few days ago buffy had really big swollen tube like shaped things along side her genital area and i freaked out.
anyway, yin and i headed out and we brought her to a pet shop to get her checked first..
.. and boy were we surprised at the news..
BUFFY AINT NO LADY.. SHE'S A MAN.
those swollen things were the testicals.
MOTHER FUCKER.
i've been sleeping in bed most of the time semi naked cudding a male
OH GOD.
yin and i had baskin robins to calm ourselves down before shopping like maniacs.
i fell in love with a $90 bikini and a $70 bag..
and managed to make a pain appointment.
pfft.
nothing much today except for the fact that BUFFY'S GOT BALLS.
xoxo
you know you love me
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