she's the man

i couldnt sleep last night, my body was being a bitch and a half.

meh.

anyway, i finally woke up about noon and decided it was high time i brought buffy out to the vet to get her swollen things checked out.

a few days ago buffy had really big swollen tube like shaped things along side her genital area and i freaked out.

anyway, yin and i headed out and we brought her to a pet shop to get her checked first..

.. and boy were we surprised at the news..



BUFFY AINT NO LADY.. SHE'S A MAN.

those swollen things were the testicals.

MOTHER FUCKER.

i've been sleeping in bed most of the time semi naked cudding a male

OH GOD.

yin and i had baskin robins to calm ourselves down before shopping like maniacs.

i fell in love with a $90 bikini and a $70 bag..

and managed to make a pain appointment.

pfft.

nothing much today except for the fact that BUFFY'S GOT BALLS.

xoxo
you know you love me

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