the uncool post

i have decided that in my lifetime, i will never meet any celebrities (with the exception of David Copperfield when i was young and the flash made his eyes red and then, i was convinced that it was because he was magic that his eyes had a red centre and blue rims - i was only 8!!)

so to say the least, i've given up on meeting people like Mahathir or Obama or Beyonce or Lady GaGa. pfft. no way am i ever gonna be able to meet them.

so now, aiming a little lower, i've 'hit' blogerities (Perez Hilton doesnt count).

there is a higher chance of me meeting some famous blogger (cool people) after all.

example:

when i'm in malaysia i would always wonder what would happen if i saw 'the penguin' around or kenny sia. the irony is that i actually know people who know these blogerities but what am i supposed to say? what would anyone say? it would be so.. awkward. picture this:

"hey there, look, this is pathetic, (and i am pathetic) but please introduce me to 'the penguin'/kennysia/whatever blogger?"

my poor friend(s) would just have the biggest -_-" face and would probably start thinking of ways how to be rid of me.

when i was in singapore, i thought that if i ever saw xiaxue on the streets i would probably just stand there with my mouth right open wondering how any tiny person could wear so much pink or glitter or both. but most of all, i think i would just be like, 'whoa'

now that i am in melbourne, i reckon that the closest celebrity - blogger wise anyway that i could 'bump' into would be kimong. which i reckon would be awesome but i guess it would be like someone slapped me across the face with a slice of fish or something and i would be all O_o

sigh. this just had to be a rant about how uncool i am but want to know something?

i dont really care if i meet any celebrities of any sort - my life is pretty awesome as it is :)

♥ Lynn