something is NOT right
but then again, nothing about me is ever 'right'
headed over for this 'interview' for this other waitressing job at some jap restaurant and i got the job.
sigh.
maybe if i dont make it out of uni or anything i can always just waitress my life away
to mother fucking hell i will!
okay lynn, get that fat ass off this computer chair right now and plonk your fat blubbery ass onto the study chair (waaiiitttaminute.. arent they the SAME chair?) and start studying the fat off that butt!
meh.
anyway, guys, i know this blog does not have a no children under the age of 18 are allowed to view this blog sign (even though we all know that sometimes i really blog shit and swear waay too much) so just bear with me for this next little bit.
you know the fat ass whitehead pimples that we normally grow on our faces?
and then you know those HUGE ASS ones that we sometimes get at random very painful other places?
guess what?
i grew one of those horrendously painful ones..
on. my. ass.
okay okay, not on the butt cheeks but at the side. you know where the seams of the panties normally are?
there.
so of course its even more utterly bitchily painful because my panty/gstring/whatever keeps chaffing at it.
so i did the only one reasonable thing to me anyway..
squeeze that mother fucking bitch out of its little cave which is MY skin.
and people, its still a bitch.
except now its bleedy and looks like i have an invisible needle stuck onto the side of my hip.
that bitch left a hole!
as if the whole getting that fucker out of my skin wasnt painful enough (she deff put up a fight) she now has to leave behind this big ass 'little' ouchie :(
so now, wearing panties hurt due to the constant rubbing.
i'd go commando if only it wasnt the season of the crimson tide.
xoxo
you know you love me
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